Yes, I know. I have ranted and yakked on and on ad nauseum about Linux. Blabbering is one of my strong points. Ok, so while I pulled the virtual plug on my own Linux efforts (for now, not forever), I decided to victimize my helpless kids once again with techie experimentation. In this lab experiment, I place the kids at one end of the maze and put a game at the other. In between, Ubuntu. As you can see, the kids rapidly hit a few walls trying to figure out why it doesn’t smell like Windows anymore. “Where is AIM?!” I show them GAIM. “Where is PAINT?!” I show them Gimp (ok, it took a little longer than just showing it was there). “This is weird” I replied: “You’re weird. A perfect match” They figure out Runescape, Club Penguin, Google, our family web portal, and all is good… except for…

Skkreeettch!!!! Breaks lock up.

Daughter says “what’s this gtkPod crap?!” “What’s this Floola stuff?” “Where the (#*&@#) is iTunes?!” So I show them how to synch their iPod with gtkPod and Floola. I thought all was good.

Wrong.

“I want to shop for songs to download, you can’t do that with this trash!” They’re right. There so far is nothing to replace iTunes for shopping the iTunes store on Linux. Doh!!!!

Well, at least my 8 and 11 year olds are fine, for now. Once they start hitting their iPod Nano’s I’m doomed.

Then second-eldest daughter chimes in from across the house: “The photo upload and editing features suck. I want Vista back!”

I’m not giving in yet. Ubuntu 7.04 is still in their face for now. If they keep up the whining I’ll cave in. If they quiet down, I’ll leave it. Check back in a few weeks.

I know that heading is going to draw fire.  Flaming, diahrea, explosive ridicule most likely.  That’s ok.  It’s a true statement.  However, I obviously need to qualify it to be proper.

As I’ve said before: A person’s experience “switching” to Linux will vary as much as their DNA varies.  Every person has their own unique needs, preferences and capabilities.  This is not lost on an operating system by any means.  If you’re the kind of user that is 100% happy doing nothing but Gmail/Hotmail, YouTube, reading news, and playing games, you will likely be 100% happy with almost any operating system, including Linux (whatever distro gives you wood).

If you are a seasoned Windows or OSX user, who has developed an intricate web of applications, scripts, utilities, and configuration settings to do an assortment of specific tasks, you may not be as happy… or happy at all.  You can still do email, surf the web, manage office suite documents, play (some) games and watch YouTube all day long.  But some of the dearest things you depend upon in OSX or Windows will not make you happy on Linux.

Am I picking on Linux?  Not really.  However, it brings up the viability of the argument that Linux is “ready” to knock Windows “off the desktop” of most computer users.  For some it is.  For some it is not.

I could cite specifics like lack of specific hard device drivers, flakiness of video options, limitations and complications of various FOSS applications, and nebulous support.  To be fair, Windows can suffer from those very same issues (except that FOSS apps are only one option, not THE option).  Case in point: Which is better?  Posting the same confusing question to dozens of discussion forums and getting flamed with answers like “RTFM!” and “stupid noob”, or pulling out the credit card to call for suppor, getting put on hold and then getting some half-baked goon in Bangalore who not only can’t understand the question but reads the “solution” from a queue card and closes the case.  Not much of a choice, is it?

As for applications… I got a ton of emails and blog replies suggesting this or that as a “perfect” or “near-perfect” replacement for “x” on Windows.  Almost NONE were “perfect” replacements.  In fact, only one was (GPAR2 in lieu of QuickPAR).  K3B is not a replacement for the entire Nero Ultra suite.  Not even close.  PAN is not a decent replacement for Newsbin Pro.  gtkPod, RhythmBox and Floola are not 100% replacements for iTunes (even though I despise iTunes).  Firefox and Opera still have problems (even on Windows) dealing with some sites developed only for IE.  OpenOffice still does not provide 100% compatability with MS-Office documents.  Gimp is a very worthy contender for replacing PhotoShop CS2 however (maybe CS3).

And that’s just the apps that exist for Linux.  Then there’s the ones that don’t.

There is no AutoCAD replacement for Linux.  There is no Inventor or SolidWorks.  There is no Macromedia/Adobe Flash MX.  Sure, there’s Wine, Parallels, VMware and VirtualBox.  But those are cop-outs.  They offer a half-way solution to getting the job done.  But that’s a lame excuse.  Until these types of applications have 100% suitable alternatives there will be a large segment of OSX and Windows users that simply cannot “switch” without paying a heavy price.  Even the price of searching for replacements, and then learning how they work, and then learning to how to tweak and optimize them, is a very expensive proposition for some.  I’m speaking of those who rely on their apps for their careers.  Downtime/learning time is expense time.  It’s time lost from executing work, spent on retooling, and with almost no garantee of a net gain in the end.  Only a sideways shift or lateral move.  For a business environment that makes no sense at all.  In many cases, that cost is not recouped by the elimination of software licenses, mainly because the OSX or Windows licenses have already been paid for.  If you dump them after that, you’re literally throwing money away.

What Linux and the surrounding “community” needs (and it’s not really a community at all, it’s more of a collective label of “people that hate Microsoft and Apple”), is a desktop environment, and a complete suite of all of the top 50 or 75 applications used by OSX and Windows customers.  That would be the starting point.  If there were a package like that, it would already be sliding into every corporate office everywhere.  It’s not.  It’s creeping into IT backrooms and server rooms and IT geek desktops.  Until this is resolved, Windows and OSX are only going to continue growing.  And growing they are.  If you doubt that, check the investor reports for each company for yourself.

I really don’t care who wins.  I really don’t want ANYONE to “win”.  I want to see intense competition.  It makes better products, and cheaper prices.  We all win.  I just think Linux and FOSS could do more to put pressure on Apple and Microsoft than they are.  The fact that Windows and Apple prices aren’t dropping drastically is a clear indication that FOSS isn’t eating away at their profit margins.

I know that heading is going to draw fire.  Flaming, diahrea, explosive ridicule most likely.  That’s ok.  It’s a true statement.  However, I obviously need to qualify it to be proper.

As I’ve said before: A person’s experience “switching” to Linux will vary as much as their DNA varies.  Every person has their own unique needs, preferences and capabilities.  This is not lost on an operating system by any means.  If you’re the kind of user that is 100% happy doing nothing but Gmail/Hotmail, YouTube, reading news, and playing games, you will likely be 100% happy with almost any operating system, including Linux (whatever distro gives you wood).

If you are a seasoned Windows or OSX user, who has developed an intricate web of applications, scripts, utilities, and configuration settings to do an assortment of specific tasks, you may not be as happy… or happy at all.  You can still do email, surf the web, manage office suite documents, play (some) games and watch YouTube all day long.  But some of the dearest things you depend upon in OSX or Windows will not make you happy on Linux.

Am I picking on Linux?  Not really.  However, it brings up the viability of the argument that Linux is “ready” to knock Windows “off the desktop” of most computer users.  For some it is.  For some it is not.

I could cite specifics like lack of specific hard device drivers, flakiness of video options, limitations and complications of various FOSS applications, and nebulous support.  To be fair, Windows can suffer from those very same issues (except that FOSS apps are only one option, not THE option).  Case in point: Which is better?  Posting the same confusing question to dozens of discussion forums and getting flamed with answers like “RTFM!” and “stupid noob”, or pulling out the credit card to call for suppor, getting put on hold and then getting some half-baked goon in Bangalore who not only can’t understand the question but reads the “solution” from a queue card and closes the case.  Not much of a choice, is it?

As for applications… I got a ton of emails and blog replies suggesting this or that as a “perfect” or “near-perfect” replacement for “x” on Windows.  Almost NONE were “perfect” replacements.  In fact, only one was (GPAR2 in lieu of QuickPAR).  K3B is not a replacement for the entire Nero Ultra suite.  Not even close.  PAN is not a decent replacement for Newsbin Pro.  gtkPod, RhythmBox and Floola are not 100% replacements for iTunes (even though I despise iTunes).  Firefox and Opera still have problems (even on Windows) dealing with some sites developed only for IE.  OpenOffice still does not provide 100% compatability with MS-Office documents.  Gimp is a very worthy contender for replacing PhotoShop CS2 however (maybe CS3).

And that’s just the apps that exist for Linux.  Then there’s the ones that don’t.

There is no AutoCAD replacement for Linux.  There is no Inventor or SolidWorks.  There is no Macromedia/Adobe Flash MX.  Sure, there’s Wine, Parallels, VMware and VirtualBox.  But those are cop-outs.  They offer a half-way solution to getting the job done.  But that’s a lame excuse.  Until these types of applications have 100% suitable alternatives there will be a large segment of OSX and Windows users that simply cannot “switch” without paying a heavy price.  Even the price of searching for replacements, and then learning how they work, and then learning to how to tweak and optimize them, is a very expensive proposition for some.  I’m speaking of those who rely on their apps for their careers.  Downtime/learning time is expense time.  It’s time lost from executing work, spent on retooling, and with almost no garantee of a net gain in the end.  Only a sideways shift or lateral move.  For a business environment that makes no sense at all.  In many cases, that cost is not recouped by the elimination of software licenses, mainly because the OSX or Windows licenses have already been paid for.  If you dump them after that, you’re literally throwing money away.

What Linux and the surrounding “community” needs (and it’s not really a community at all, it’s more of a collective label of “people that hate Microsoft and Apple”), is a desktop environment, and a complete suite of all of the top 50 or 75 applications used by OSX and Windows customers.  That would be the starting point.  If there were a package like that, it would already be sliding into every corporate office everywhere.  It’s not.  It’s creeping into IT backrooms and server rooms and IT geek desktops.  Until this is resolved, Windows and OSX are only going to continue growing.  And growing they are.  If you doubt that, check the investor reports for each company for yourself.

I really don’t care who wins.  I really don’t want ANYONE to “win”.  I want to see intense competition.  It makes better products, and cheaper prices.  We all win.  I just think Linux and FOSS could do more to put pressure on Apple and Microsoft than they are.  The fact that Windows and Apple prices aren’t dropping drastically is a clear indication that FOSS isn’t eating away at their profit margins.

I finally made the switch.  I reloaded my Dell E521 with Ubuntu 7.04 this weekend.  After poking around to make sure there were enough rocks in place for me to tip-toe across the river of change, I went for it.  I loaded up Automatix, all the Google goodies, VMware Server, some assorted tools such as Floola (iTunes replacement), Pan (newsreader), and finally, the nVidia restricted drivers for Linux (to support my GeForce 7300 card).

So far, it’s all good.

Some interesting bumps along the way though, which I can work around for now…

- The NTFS daemon that comes with Automatix works as described, however, there seems to be some translation overhead that interferes with VMware if I try to use the 2nd hard drive (formatted NTFS) as my guest machine storage point.  It reads fine, but simply crashes out if I try to launch a VM from it.  I can create new VM’s and it makes all the files, but something happens at runtime that simply kills VMware when I try to launch it, even if it’s not been setup yet.  Once I moved the guests back to my system drive, all is well.  I will probably wipe and reload the 2nd drive with ext3 to make things smoother.

- Floola is very nice, in some ways nicer than iTunes.  However, it has some quirks with double-downloads on podcasts, and fails to eject my iPod when quiting and pressing Shift at the same time (as it says to do).  I can still eject from the desktop shortcut though.

- Picasa for Linux.  Google finally posted it in their Google Labs section.  It works nice, but I logged a complaint that the entire folder structure shown in any of the “Folder” dialog forms is all Windows-based.  Things like “My Documents”, “My Pictures”, etc.  Stooopid!  Makes no sense for Linux at all.  I’m guessing (hoping) it was simply an oversight and not intentional.

One interesting experience I have to share is regarding the installation of VMware Server 1.0.3.  Until now, I’ve always gone to VMware and downloaded the TAR source and done the brute-force install.  That’s usually worked, but I’ve always had to tweak and load and so forth.  Low and behold, I stumbled across something I should have seen before: Synaptics Package Manager.  It has a pre-built VMware Server 1.0.3 package, and it loads the required kernel modules.  And guess what else?  It works!  I tested it three times, twice inside VM machines and once on my physical machine.  No problems at all.  So, I have to ask Linux users why is that on all the discussion forums, blogs, etc. they suffer with doing the source install, but nobody every suggests using the ready-made packages?  Hmmm. I’d scratch my head, but it’s a little sun burnt today.

I still have more things to tweak before I can say my new desktop is equivalent to (or better than) my former Vista setup.  However, I’m happy with what progress I’ve made so far.

…to switching to Ubuntu.  In addition to finding Floola, a very nice iTunes replacement, I tried out Pan again, but this time I installed the latest beta build.  It’s closer to Newsbin Pro, very close.  However, it doesn’t look like it has the features in Newsbin 5.34.  I still can’t find a decent substitute for QuickPar either.

All I need now is something to replace NeroVision (for burning DVD movies), something to convert DivX/AVI files to MP4 for my iPod, and maybe something to deal with Google’s Picasa, which I just started using.  I see Google posted a Linux version of that also.   I’ve been using PSP Video 9 for converting video files, but I’m open to anything that (a) works well, and (b) is pretty to look at.