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	<title>Skatterbrainz World &#187; scam</title>
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	<description>God almighty. If you’re reading this, you might as well jump off a bridge. I typically discuss software technology and business and legal implications of technology and marketing (or the failures thereof). Sound interesting? You need help. Seriously.</description>
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		<title>You Gotta Pay to Pay</title>
		<link>http://skatterbrainz.com/2010/03/26/you-gotta-pay-to-pay/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Mar 2010 04:49:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Staff on CrAck</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[iPhone]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[They want you to pay to buy their stuff&#8230; Saw this sign at Tommy&#8217;s burgers in San Diego&#8230; BTW not as good as the original&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They want you to pay to buy their stuff&#8230;<br />
Saw this sign at Tommy&#8217;s burgers in San Diego&#8230;<br />
BTW not as good as the original&#8230;</p>
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		<title>USair airplane</title>
		<link>http://skatterbrainz.com/2009/02/24/usair-airplane/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:06:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Staff on CrAck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[$15 US to check a freaking bag on this plane.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>$15 US to check a freaking bag on this plane.</p>
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		<title>Hotel Showers</title>
		<link>http://skatterbrainz.com/2009/01/27/hotel-showers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 11:54:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Staff on CrAck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why is it, that I can run a hotel bath faucet at 10 gallons a minute, but the shower head only spits out 3 pints per minute. I think that, that is prejudice against people who take showers, can you imagine how long it would take if you had to fill up the tube with the shower [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why is it, that I can run a hotel bath faucet at 10 gallons a minute, but the shower head only spits out 3 pints per minute. I think that, that is prejudice against people who take showers, can you imagine how long it would take if you had to fill up the tube with the shower head. <img src='http://skatterbrainz.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Green is Universal</title>
		<link>http://skatterbrainz.com/2008/11/16/green-is-universal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 04:10:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Staff on CrAck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[But Universal is hypocritical. What a bunch of typical media double talk, do as we say, not as we do.  All over Sunday Night Football, NBC is touting their &#8220;greenness&#8221;, and how are they patting themselves on the back for being so eco friendly, they are sending people all over the planet. As I see it, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>But Universal is hypocritical.</p>
<p>What a bunch of typical media double talk, do as we say, not as we do. </p>
<p>All over Sunday Night Football, NBC is touting their &#8220;greenness&#8221;, and how are they patting themselves on the back for being so eco friendly, they are sending people all over the planet.</p>
<p>As I see it, if they are so concerned about the environment, they wouldn&#8217;t be increasing their carbon foot by sending their talking heads all over the world. I&#8217;m pretty sure that when these people travel, they don&#8217;t travel alone.</p>
<p>They are sending a crew to Australia to cover the fact that there is a drought there, come on isn&#8217;t there any qualified broadcasters in Australia that they could use. Then a crew has to got to Iceland, and another to Kenya, and yet another to somewhere in the middle of the ocean.</p>
<p>I just gotta believe that there are qualified english speaking reporters near all the locations they&#8217;ll be reporting from, so why not reduce the impact on the planet and use those resources, but I guess there is no real impact, because I&#8217;m willing to bet they bought some of those snazzy magic carbon credits for al gore&#8230;</p>
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		<title>EMC = SUX</title>
		<link>http://skatterbrainz.com/2006/11/17/emc-sux/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2006 20:58:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Talk about cheap, lame, below the belt marketing sleazery. EMC mails out &#8220;promtional&#8221; upgrade offers to all GSX customers. We own 8 licenses of GSX 3, which are now replaced by VMware Server, a free product. We spent $2000 per license on a product that became &#8220;free&#8221; within a year. Still recovering from that bullsh*t, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Talk about cheap, lame, below the belt marketing sleazery.  EMC mails out &#8220;promtional&#8221; upgrade offers to all GSX customers.  We own 8 licenses of GSX 3, which are now replaced by VMware Server, a free product.  We spent $2000 per license on a product that became &#8220;free&#8221; within a year.  Still recovering from that bullsh*t, now we get this peace offer to upgrade to Virtual Infrastructure, a new product, for FREE.  Check out the email below&#8230;<a title="EMC BS offer" onclick="doPopup(25);return false;" class="imagelink" href="http://skatterbrainz.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/emcbs1.png"><img width="90" height="96" alt="EMC BS offer" id="image25" src="http://skatterbrainz.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/emcbs1.png" /></a></p>
<p>&#8220;Upgrade Now&#8221; it says.  So I click the link.  It displays a registration form.  No big deal, typical stuff.  After filling it out, it progresses (or I should say degresses) to a banner saying &#8220;Thank you!  A sale representative will contact you shortly to discuss your upgrade plans&#8221; and then displays a &#8220;Top 10 reasons to upgrade to Virtual Infrastructure&#8221; PDF brochure.</p>
<p>I CAN&#8217;T WAIT for that poor bastard to call.  I&#8217;m going to rip his/her ears off.  Their only hope to survive is if I haven&#8217;t had my coffee before they call.  It&#8217;s going to be a bloodbath. >:(</p>
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