Skatterbrainz World » socially dysfunctional http://skatterbrainz.com God almighty. If you’re reading this, you might as well jump off a bridge. I typically discuss software technology and business and legal implications of technology and marketing (or the failures thereof). Sound interesting? You need help. Seriously. Fri, 20 May 2011 03:01:49 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 No Lifegaurd On Duty… http://skatterbrainz.com/2011/05/19/no-lifegaurd-on-duty/ http://skatterbrainz.com/2011/05/19/no-lifegaurd-on-duty/#comments Fri, 20 May 2011 03:01:49 +0000 Staff on CrAck http://skatterbrainz.com/2011/05/19/no-lifegaurd-on-duty/ Aside from the obvious miss spelling, what make this sign more interesting, is that it is in the bathroom in my hotel room, at the Fairfield Inn in Deptford NJ…
I’m real glad I only used the shower and not the bath, because that might have been a little weird…

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I’m so freaking over the whiney little I’m more important then everyone else brat…
I was in a waiting room where they had headline news on, and I see a story about how her civil rights have been violated, and how going to jail for 90 days is cruel and unusual punishment etc… I’m over it…

Mean while in iran, Sakineh Mohammadi-Ashtiani, was awaiting her sentence of stoning, for adultery, the iranian government now says, she will not be stoned, but they also have not said what will become of her, it is implied that she’ll still be executed, just not by being stoned, just by some more modern method like beheading with a dull knife.

I have an idea, why don’t we just do one of those swaps, just like the did with those Russian spies, straight up trade, Lindsay Lohan for Sakineh Mohammadi Ashtiani, then she can cry cruel and unusual punishment…

BTW this will be my last ever post on Ms Lohan, and I do believe in the death penalty for murderers and child molesters…

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I guess that is the understatement of the year…

I was going to ask the question, Are people really that stupid, until I realized what a stupid question that was…

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