Skatterbrainz World » Yeah I Said it http://skatterbrainz.com God almighty. If you’re reading this, you might as well jump off a bridge. I typically discuss software technology and business and legal implications of technology and marketing (or the failures thereof). Sound interesting? You need help. Seriously. Mon, 06 Sep 2010 01:13:20 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Can We Stone Lindsey Lohan, Please…. http://skatterbrainz.com/2010/07/09/can-we-stone-lindsey-lohan-please/ http://skatterbrainz.com/2010/07/09/can-we-stone-lindsey-lohan-please/#comments Fri, 09 Jul 2010 21:49:19 +0000 Staff on CrAck http://skatterbrainz.com/?p=1314 Well at least can we just collectively start ignoring her.
I’m so freaking over the whiney little I’m more important then everyone else brat…
I was in a waiting room where they had headline news on, and I see a story about how her civil rights have been violated, and how going to jail for 90 days is cruel and unusual punishment etc… I’m over it…

Mean while in iran, Sakineh Mohammadi-Ashtiani, was awaiting her sentence of stoning, for adultery, the iranian government now says, she will not be stoned, but they also have not said what will become of her, it is implied that she’ll still be executed, just not by being stoned, just by some more modern method like beheading with a dull knife.

I have an idea, why don’t we just do one of those swaps, just like the did with those Russian spies, straight up trade, Lindsay Lohan for Sakineh Mohammadi Ashtiani, then she can cry cruel and unusual punishment…

BTW this will be my last ever post on Ms Lohan, and I do believe in the death penalty for murderers and child molesters…

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1 down 4 to go…

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Gotta love screens like this…

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First one I saw was “Facebook Marketing: Leverage Social Media to Grow Your Business”  who is going to facebook to be sold anything… Not even sure how facebook going to monetize or market itself, and the last thing I want to be is the Friend of some company…

Facebook Marketing

Next was kind of a double header, “Twitter Power” and  ”Twitter Tips, Tricks and Tweets”… Twitter Power is about marketing your business on twitter,  I think its hilarious and pathetic every time I see a sign in a store announcing that they are cool enough to be on twitter, like it has any relevance. Like my daughter said when we saw the sign at Pancheros, what are they twittering “Hey I just made a burrito…”, the interesting thing is it appears from a random sample that corporate “tweets” are Monday thru Friday, 9 to 5, now thats social…. The only thing I have to say about anyone that needs Twitter Tips, Tricks and Tweets”, really needs to find something else to do with their time…

Twittering Twits

The last gem in the crown is the “Google-pedia”, really now, do I really need to say anything else about this one, a guide to google, what next “Morons for Dummies”

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Still kind of junky

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