Skatterbrainz World http://skatterbrainz.com God almighty. If you’re reading this, you might as well jump off a bridge. I typically discuss software technology and business and legal implications of technology and marketing (or the failures thereof). Sound interesting? You need help. Seriously. Fri, 20 May 2011 03:01:49 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 No Lifegaurd On Duty… http://skatterbrainz.com/2011/05/19/no-lifegaurd-on-duty/ http://skatterbrainz.com/2011/05/19/no-lifegaurd-on-duty/#comments Fri, 20 May 2011 03:01:49 +0000 Staff on CrAck http://skatterbrainz.com/2011/05/19/no-lifegaurd-on-duty/ Aside from the obvious miss spelling, what make this sign more interesting, is that it is in the bathroom in my hotel room, at the Fairfield Inn in Deptford NJ…
I’m real glad I only used the shower and not the bath, because that might have been a little weird…

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Nokia uses Apple’s Macs to announce Microsoft partnership

Didn’t anyone look at this prior to releasing it publicly, really!

Maybe they were too busy trying to get off the burning platform…

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My other question is that why bare there at least 3 full rows of Christian books at any of my local book stores, is the bible that hard to read?

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It will soon be…


]]> http://skatterbrainz.com/2010/12/08/view-at-the-dentist/feed/ 0 Cell Phone Aggravation… http://skatterbrainz.com/2010/09/05/cell-phone-aggravation%e2%80%a6/ http://skatterbrainz.com/2010/09/05/cell-phone-aggravation%e2%80%a6/#comments Mon, 06 Sep 2010 01:13:20 +0000 Staff on CrAck http://skatterbrainz.com/?p=1321 Its real simple here people, if your ability to concentrate and maintain the speed limit while talking on the phone, have the courtesy to pull over and let others pass…

I guess its stupid of me to ask the, because those morons don’t realize they have a freaking rear view mirror, and they lack the ability to use it while their jaw is in motion.

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